Election Night (A la Maison Blanche - 4.07)

Quelques extraits des dialogues de cet épisode très dans l'air du temps de la série A la Maison Blanche.

MAN : Mr. Ziegler said you were a little edgy on election days, so, just to show there are no hard feelings, how about if I go down there and vote for the President? Right now.
JOSH : As a matter of fact, that would be nice.
MAN : No problem. Do you happen to know if I need to be... I don't know, pre-registered or something?
JOSH (yells) : Yes!

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JOSH : Of course he wrote a concession speech. Why wouldn't he? What possible reason
would he have for not writing a concession speech?
SAM : The wrath from high atop the thing.
TOBY : He upped and said we were gonna...
JOSH : No, you got to go outside, turn around three times and curse.
TOBY : Spit.
JOSH : Spit and curse.
TOBY : Do everything. Go!

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REPORTER : Did you vote for the bond issue?
BARTLET : Title 63, Chapter 659, Section 43 of New Hampshire election code says electioneering is prohibited
within a corridor ten feet wide and extending a distance from the entrance door of the building as determined by the moderator where the election is being held. If anyone knows what that means...

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DONNA : This is a photocopy of my absentee ballot. I was hoping the President could sign it and I'd have it framed.
JOSH : Yeah.
DONNA : You know the President's the first winner I've voted for.
JOSH : Is this a joke?
DONNA : It's not hard to believe that...
JOSH : No, I mean this.
DONNA : What are you talking about?
JOSH : Toby already did the thing this morning with the invalid ballots.
DONNA : My ballot's invalid?
JOSH : This isn't a joke?
DONNA : It's invalid?
JOSH : You voted for Ritchie.
DONNA : Where?
JOSH : Here.
DONNA : Oh, my God.
JOSH : Yeah, your "picking the winner" streak is probably over.
DONNA : No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's, it's an optical scan ballot. I drew a line through the Democratic ticket.
JOSH : Almost. That's almost what you did. What you did was draw a line through the Republican ticket. You didn't ticket split, you voted for every Republican in Wisconsin. I would check, you may have voted for McCarthy.

Par cette belle journée, allez faire quelques pas du côté du bureau de vote (français qui parcouraient ces lignes), mais en faisant un peu plus attention que Donna quand même. LOL ^_^