Penny: In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator so that he's warm, yet not so close that he sweats. In the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there. It faces the television at an angle that isn't direct, so he can still talk to everybody, yet not so wide that the picture looks distorted.
Sheldon: Perhaps there's hope for you after all.
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Research journal, entry one. I'm about to embark on one of the great challenges of my scientific career: teaching Penny physics. I'm calling it Project Gorilla.
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Subject has arrived. I've extended a friendly casual greeting. Subject appears well-rested and enthusiastic. Apparently, ignorance is bliss.
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Project Gorilla, entry two. I am exhausted.
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I'm crazy.
Jeu de briques
Snake
Pacman
Bubble