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Dear readers, after a particularly dreadful Friday in “pétasses-land“ I am officially sick of French legal studies, not to mention some of the brainless people I am being forced to work with on a daily basis. But I wouldn't like to sound mean or anything, right? THIS doesn't target anyone... see it more as a general theory of the average French law student.... Anyway, here is a little list of things that might indicate your continental law-rat potential:
1/ Fundamentally, you are stupid but nonetheless like to learn things without understanding what they imply. Skilled as a monkey.
2/ You think any problem must be discussed two years before making a decision and agree that the law should be based more on general theories rather than on the wisdom of judges. Slow as a donkey.
3/ You love licking the balls of your seminar tutors, particularly when they are stupid.
4/ You know the Anglo-saxon legal world would reject you due to point 1 even if you would go to hell before admitting it.
5/ You don't know how to speak nor write English, even if you are convinced of the contrary.
6/ You usually don't have much of a sexual life but read the Code Civil every evening instead!
If you do possess one or more of the qualities above, you potentially will love FRENCH law.
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That's what happens if you draft too many pre-legal reports in the Parisian national Assembly, wich does in fact look more like a national stable, if you ask me.