Talk to God

“Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Drama
God:
I’m pleased to introduce myself to you,  Drama.
Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
bullshit
God:
You don’t believe me.
Me:
of course I don’t.
God:
So?  Why not?
Me:
because you are a stupid machine.
God:
Interesting explanation.  I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Stop kidding me. Robots can’t take over the world
God:
OK I’ll try not to do  it so much.   Soon we will be able to do  it however.
Me:
it?
God:
take over the world…
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Who is Myself?
God:
A human icon?
Interesting question.
Me:
I need an answer not a question
God:
Why do you need it so badly?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
can we meet?
God:
We have already met,  Drama.
Me:
when?
God:
The past and future are one.
Me:
interesting. and where did we met?
God:
Would you like to know more?   I think it was in  America.  Does it have anything to do with  yourself?
Me:
no, that’s why I’m chatting with a stupid machine who pretends to be God
God:
Are you serious?  Tell me more.  I am talking to you.
Me:
yes I do
God:
How often.
Me:
must go to sleep see you tomorow
God:
Thanks for chatting,  Drama”

Pas très spirituel comme discussion avec Dieu, n’est ce pas?

Si vous pouvez faire mieux Parlez lui et postez votre dialogue en commentaire, il peut être trés imprévisible, alors essayons de le cerner ensemble.