Vous voulez trouver une réponse à la Grande Question que la Vie, l'Univers et le Reste? 42 ne vous convient pas? Ou bien vous recherchez comment répondre à un enfant qui vous demande pour la vingt-septième fois: Papa, Papa, Papa, Dis,Dis Dis! Pourquoi le lait il sent mauvais et il a un sale goût à chaque fois que tu oublie de le ranger dans le frigo? Ou bien: Pourquoi je ne dois pas mettre les mains sur la plaque de cuisson lorsque le rond il est tout rouge? Ou encore: Papa, pourquoi il ne faut pas mettre ses pieds sur la chaise... électrique?
Alors voici une piste de réponse, tirée du générique de The Big bang Theory, chanté par les Barenaked Ladies...
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed
in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure
that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer
(we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
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