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Monsieurs madames

Publié le 03 octobre 2008 par Manublog

Monsieur PTT (Petit Travail Tranquille) et Madame RATP (Reste Assis T'es Payé) ont un fils. Comment s'appelle-t-il ? EDF (Enfant De Fainéants).

M. & Mme PENNEFLAMME ont une fille dyslexique. Comment se prénomme-t-elle ?

Réponse : Cathy

Parce que : Cathy Penneflamme tu n'es paaaaas de notre galaxiiiie...mais tu l'as travers-CHYPRIOTE-011--.jpg","href":"\http://en-direct-dathenes.over-blog.fr/photo-1147954-SALADE-CHYPRIOTE-011--_jpg.html"},{"title":"SALADE-GRECQUE--.jpg","description":"","name":"SALADE-GRECQUE--.jpg","src":"http:\/\/fdata.over-blog.com\/1\/99\/24\/14\/thumbs\/Galettes-d--pinards\/SALADE-GRECQUE--.jpg","href":"\http://en-direct-dathenes.over-blog.fr/photo-1147954-SALADE-GRECQUE--_jpg.html"}],"name":"Mes recettes grecques","description":"Mes recettes grecques"},"1152363":{"imgs":[{"title":"COURGETTES-RONDES-006--.jpg","description":"","name":"COURGETTES-RONDES-006--.jpg","src":"http:\/\/fdata.over-blog.com\/1\/99\/24\/14\/thumbs\/Mes-recettes-.pas-grecques\/COURGETTES-RONDES-006--.jpg","href":"\http://en-direct-dathenes.over-blog.fr/photo-1152363-COURGETTES-RONDES-006--_jpg.html"},{"title":"DESSERT-ABRICOTS-AMANDE--.jpg","description":"","name":"DESSERT-ABRICOTS-AMANDE--.jpg","src":"http:\/\/fdata.over-blog.com\/1\/99\/24\/14\/thumbs\/Mes-recettes-.pas-grecques\/DESSERT-ABRICOTS-AMANDE--.jpg","href":"\http://en-direct-dathenes.over-blog.fr/photo-1152363-DESSERT-ABRICOTS-AMANDE--_jpg.html"},{"title":"FLAN-CHAMPIGNON--.jpg","description":"","name":"FLAN-CHAMPIGNON--.jpg","src":"http:\/\/fdata.over-blog.com\/1\/99\/24\/14\/thumbs\/Mes-recettes-.pas-grecques\/FLAN-CHAMPIGNON--.jpg","href":"\http://en-direct-dathenes.over-blog.fr/photo-1152363-FLAN-CHAMPIGNON--_jpg.html"},{"title":"LACHANORIZO-003-.jpg","description":"","name":"LACHANORIZO-003-.jpg","src":"http:\/\/fdata.over-blog.com\/1\/99\/24\/14\/thumbs\/Mes-recettes-.pas-grecques\/LACHANORIZO-003-.jpg","href":"\http://en-direct-dathenes.over-blog.fr/photo-1152363-LACHANORIZO-003-_jpg.html"},{"title":"LEGUMES-CONFITS--.jpg","description":"","name":"LEGUMES-CONFITS--.jpg","src":"http:\/\/fdata.over-blog.com\/1\/99\/24\/14\/thumbs\/Mes-recettes-.pas-grecques\/LEGUMES-CONFITS--.jpg","href":"\http://en-direct-dathenes.over-blog.fr/photo-1152363-LEGUMES-CONFITS--_jpg.html"}],"name":"Mes recettes ... pas grecques","description":"Mes recettes ... pas grecques"},"1164205":{"imgs":[{"title":"PETIT-RAISIN--.jpg","description":"","name":"PETIT-RAISIN--.jpg","src":"http:\/\/fdata.over-blog.com\/1\/99\/24\/14\/thumbs\/March-\/PETIT-RAISIN--.jpg","href":"\http://en-direct-dathenes.over-blog.fr/photo-1164205-PETIT-RAISIN--_jpg.html"},{"title":"pistaches-003-.jpg","description":"","name":"pistaches-003-.jpg","src":"http:\/\/fdata.over-blog.com\/1\/99\/24\/14\/thumbs\/March-\/pistaches-003-.jpg","href":"\http://en-direct-dathenes.over-blog.fr/photo-1164205-pistaches-003-_jpg.html"},{"title":"POMMES--.jpg","description":"","name":"POMMES--.jpg","src":"http:\/\/fdata.over-blog.com\/1\/99\/24\/14\/thumbs\/March-\/POMMES--.jpg","href":"\http://en-direct-dathenes.over-blog.fr/photo-1164205-POMMES--_jpg.html"},{"title":"PRUNE-001-.jpg","description":"","name":"PRUNE-001-.jpg","src":"http:\/\/fdata.over-blog.com\/1\/99\/24\/14\/thumbs\/March-\/PRUNE-001-.jpg","href":"\http://en-direct-dathenes.over-blog.fr/photo-1164205-PRUNE-001-_jpg.html"},{"title":"RAISIN--.jpg","description":"","name":"RAISIN--.jpg","src":"http:\/\/fdata.over-blog.com\/1\/99\/24\/14\/thumbs\/March-\/RAISIN--.jpg","href":"\http://en-direct-dathenes.over-blog.fr/photo-1164205-RAISIN--_jpg.html"},{"title":"RETOUR--.jpg","description":"","name":"RETOUR--.jpg","src":"http:\/\/fdata.over-blog.com\/1\/99\/24\/14\/thumbs\/March-\/RETOUR--.jpg","href":"\http://en-direct-dathenes.over-blog.fr/photo-1164205-RETOUR--_jpg.html"},{"title":"Retour-du-marche.jpg","description":"","name":"Retour-du-marche-004.jpg","src":"http:\/\/fdata.over-blog.com\/1\/99\/24\/14\/thumbs\/March-\/Retour-du-marche-004.jpg","href":"\http://en-direct-dathenes.over-blog.fr/photo-1164205-Retour-du-marche-004_jpg.html"},{"title":"Retour-du-marche.jpg","description":"","name":"Retour-du-marche-010.jpg","src":"http:\/\/fdata.over-blog.com\/1\/99\/24\/14\/thumbs\/March-\/Retour-du-marche-010.jpg","href":"\http://en-direct-dathenes.over-blog.fr/photo-1164205-Retour-du-marche-010_jpg.html"},{"title":"SALICORNE--.jpg","description":"","name":"SALICORNE--.jpg","src":"http:\/\/fdata.over-blog.com\/1\/99\/24\/14\/thumbs\/March-\/SALICORNE--.jpg","href":"\http://en-direct-dathenes.over-blog.fr/photo-1164205-SALICORNE--_jpg.html"},{"title":"TOMATES-001--.jpg","description":"","name":"TOMATES-001--.jpg","src":"http:\/\/fdata.over-blog.com\/1\/99\/24\/14\/thumbs\/March-\/TOMATES-001--.jpg","href":"\http://en-direct-dathenes.over-blog.fr/photo-1164205-TOMATES-001--_jpg.html"}],"name":"March\u00e9 d'Ath\u00e8nes","description":"March\u00e9 d'Ath\u00e8nes"}}; var multiKey = '017'; for(var i in arrAlb) { var currentImg = document.getElementById('alea' + i + '_' + multiKey); if (currentImg) { var currentDescr = document.getElementById('descrAlbum' + i + '_' + multiKey); var currentHref = document.getElementById('hrefalea' + i + '_' + multiKey); var j = Math.floor(Math.random() * (arrAlb[i].imgs.length-1)); currentImg.alt = arrAlb[i].imgs[j].title; currentImg.src = arrAlb[i].imgs[j].src; currentHref.href = arrAlb[i].imgs[j].href; currentImg.title = arrAlb[i].imgs[j].description; currentDescr.innerHTML = arrAlb[i].description; } } ééée...Cathy Peeenn flamme ! D'aussi loin que l'infiniiii tu descends jusqu'iciiii pour sauver tous les hoooooooommeeeees.

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